I suspect that Putin hacked my emails too. Think he's trying to influence the outcome of the Chamber of commerce election. I did tell Putin to cut it out, but he paid no more attention to me than he did to President Obama. I thought I'd get much tougher so I drew a line in the mud. Now we'll see what happens!

I have been campaigning hard for my candidate, and I'm afraid if she doesn't win, there will be protests on a massive scale. There's fear that George Soros will have buses ready to bring in protesters from as far away as Boulder.

I have seen plans, probably from hacked emails, for carrying out his dirty work. An abbreviated list is as follows:

1. Our gathering will be at the corner of Nut and Fickle Street, where you will receive your posters and time cards.

2. You will be paid according to your level of aggressiveness.

3. The cards will be completed in the language of your country of origin.

4. Lunch wagon is available and meals will be deducted from your paycheck.

5. Meat and pork free meals will be available.

6. If you destroy property, do not admit who hired you.

7. If you jump on cars, be sure to do that BEFORE you set them on fire.

8. If you resist arrest, be sure they drag you by the hands and not the feet to avoid getting skinned so much.

9. For those who need a safe space, a special bus will be provided. There will be coloring books, play dough, hot chocolate, gender appropriate stuffed toys, and several counselors.

10. Porta potties will be available for those who decide to use them.

11. If extra help is needed, call BR-549 and ask for Junior.

This is my interpretation of what I see in some of the recent news.

Originally published Dec. 30, 2016.