Mike's Open Bible Barbs & Bailouts

Earthquake tremors and cracks are starting to appear in all the liberals' earthshaking veneer.

Are the exposed cracks now starting to crimp and crush what we Christian conservatives have known all along?

To wit: Kamala Obamala is a fraud. Dr. Anthony "Frosty" Fauci is a fake. Demoncratic party President Joe "Sleeping on the Job" Biden is a career flip-flop, Congresswoman Ilhan Omar is a "fright" in disguise, card-shuffling used car salesman Chuck Schumer is a fumbler and House Speaker Nancy Dances with wolves around the truth Pelosi is a figment of our worst nightmares.

Kamala Obamala's first trip outside our borders was a complete disaster, proving she doesn't have a clue how to solve a crisis she won't admit to be true.

If she were to actually see for herself the humanitarian crisis created by Biden's open border policies, she would have to admit President Trump's policies were far more effective in not allowing a reported 180,000 apprehended illegal immigrants to cross our Southern border in May.

She couldn't even give a straight answer to NBC's Lester Holt on why she won't go near the catastrophe. "I haven't been to Europe either."

Frosty Fauci's hundreds of exposed emails exposed him as a conspirator with China and collaborator with liberals to walk in the wilderness of scientific evidence. To criticize him is to attack science, he said. But his public statements completely contradicted his private emails that indicated he was probably paid off to say what he said.

If ever there was a mismatch of who can out lie the other, all we had to do was tune in to news reports of Biden vs. Putin at last week's Geneva summit following the G7 liars conference summit of world leaders.

Putin was still mentally sharp at age 66. Biden is still "progressing" to mentally senile at age 78.

It was a mismatch between the old last in the American League Washington Senators and the 1927 New York Yankees, or the Senators 5-5 Albie Pearson against Babe Ruth, although "Albie" bragged he accomplished what he came for, or translated, get Putin to make promises he'll never keep.

All we could do was judge who the best liar was and is to come.

Omar the bone mar publicly called America and Israel terrorist countries worse than Hamas and the Taliban. Although her fellow "Bomb Squad" members defended as expected her bonehead statements, many liberals in Congress have admitted the tremors in her head cracked wide open into a 7.8 earthquake requiring resuscitation.

Schumer and Pelosi continued their crusade to crunch America down to size by trying to force insane, voter suppression and separation legislation down Americans throats in the "Against the People Act" so the federal government and liberals can gerrymander our lives and voter districts to eternally favor liberals and Big Government.

Enough Republicans have now awakened to their "wokeness" to expose and filibuster the socialistic cracks in their thousand page composition and prevent Nancy Dancy from again sticking her left foot in her leftist mouth. "We have to pass this so we can see what's in it."

With all these cracks now fracturing our liberal boneheads, maybe it won't take much of another earthquake for the previously cracked Washington Monument to fall on them and bury them down into Deep State Camp Swampy where Beetle Bailey, inebriated Gen. Halftrack and big belly Sarge can rule over them.

The bomb-squad liberals keep making sharp left-hand turns against oncoming conservative traffic that it's now only a matter of time before they're swallowed up by their own fractured fissures, frizziness, tizziness and dizziness.

Daffy Duck, anyone? Quack, quack!

Call the paramedics (or asylum seekers) who may or may not be able to revive them before they're buried by their own baloney.